Inspired by Impossible

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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carradineway:

harryedward:

Vine needs to be stopped

Spitted my whole water out, fam.

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bigstupidbaby:

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things the entire universe 

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rechtek: meow—lex: koteddo: koteddo: koteddo: My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed……………………………… updateI joined the party NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP this is really adorable actually

rechtek:

meow—lex:

koteddo:

koteddo:

koteddo:

My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………

update
I joined the party


NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP

this is really adorable actually

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kyleehenke: metallikato: We Californians be like “Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous” “Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”   “So fucking fetch” Washington’s supposed to be least likely to curse yet here I am like shitting dick nipples

kyleehenke:

metallikato:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

Washington’s supposed to be least likely to curse yet here I am like shitting dick nipples

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nopestiel:

if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct

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